TLR Organ-ization

Insists “Size Doesn’t Matter”

Membership to this inclusive (not to exclude anyone) organization is granted to all the proud endowees and endowers of the rocks.

Our members receive all the rights and privileges yet to be determined (we have yet to determine them, but they will be in multiples of two).

As members, you join countless (we honestly have not counted them) others who understand our leading principle (and by leading we mean the following one) which is:

• It's not the size of the balls.
• It's not the size of the woman.
• It's not even the size of the woman's balls.
• It is the size of the woman's dreams that matters most!

So dream big and think outside the box (inspired by what's inside the box).

Welcome to The Lady Rocks Organization!

The Ladies behind the Rocks

Once upon a time,
A sister felt impeded.
She couldn't find the stones
To take the stand she needed.

"I'm discouraged with my courage,
Not equipped to handle this!"

"Be brave and dare
To grow a pair."
Came the answer from the second sis.

So the first sis changed her mindset,
Took things firmly in her hand.
With her newly-found mankind set,
It went better than she'd planned.

She shared her pride
With the sis who'd advised,
Telling how she'd been endowed.

And the two knew
There were others who
Could use a pair,
So they vowed...

To provide the 'nads
To those who had
The guts to give them a try.

It's two cheers for all
Who get some balls.
On THE LADY ROCKS, rely!

The third sis jests, "Leave me out of this mess.
I think it's nuts, I must confess!"

And as for their mom, who's in her eighties...
She's claiming she doesn't know these ladies.