It’s your buddy’s birthday.
Your gift choice is between a couple of CD’s or a couple of Balls.
You gotta ask yourself, “Which would he use more?”

            .... toss up?

Ask yourself, “Which does he need more?”

           .... still a toss up?

“Which would be funnier?”

It’s a no-brainer.

Congratulations,
You've Got More Balls!

You hold in your hand
(your other hand )
Your Supplemental Stones.

Seize your Auxilliary Orbs and realize
More Power in Your Package.

The Duo of Distinction,
This Pair of Prestigious Plums,
These Bolder Boulders
will overly endow you with
Extra-Orb-inary confidence.

Now you may bravely go
Where men with merely two
dare not.

Because if two are good,
four are better.

The HE ROCKS
from TheLadyRocks

Inspiring quad masters,
One Spare Pair at a Time.