Congratulations,
You’ve Got Balls!

You hold in your hands
The Spheres of Strength.

Seize the stones, and feel
The Power of the Package.

The Crystals of Courage,
This Prestigious Pair,
These Mighty Mineral Marbles
will endow you with that
Little Extra Something you may need
to help boost your confidence,
take a bolder stance,
and get a grip.

The Lady Rocks

Because Attitude Is Everything